Hyperbolic marketing claptrap of the day

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
09/15/2017 at 11:15 • Filed to: None

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“Enriched” with ethanol?

Enriched? Does that mean it’s more nutritious and has a creamier texture? NOW WITH VITAMIN R!


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 11:21

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There has got to be more to it than this video and 100% accuracy is far from guaranteed but this is still worth a watch. Even when he’s wrong he makes good points.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 11:22

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Personally, I keep a mental note of every station near me that has ethanol free gas but I appreciate the effort to try to turn crap to cream.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 11:29

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I think the word is “impoverished”.


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > lone_liberal
09/15/2017 at 11:30

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https://www.pure-gas.org/extensions/map.html

or the main page: https://www.pure-gas.org/


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 12:10

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Apparently it is illegal to put E15 in vehicles older than 2001.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 12:47

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They misspelled ‘usurped’


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 12:59

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I mean, it is enriched, that the shit they mix it with would be unusable without it.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 13:00

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I mean, it is enriched, that the shit they mix it with would be unusable without it.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 13:09

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More like contaminated


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > lone_liberal
09/15/2017 at 13:11

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We only have the one at Sears Point, race track and another race focused place but both are too far to really be useful.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
09/15/2017 at 13:15

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A number of the Conoco stations around here have it, but not all. I use it mostly for the Camaro since it sits a lot and it starts better after sitting with real gas in it.


Kinja'd!!! Lokiparts > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 13:43

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Reminds me of this sticker I found a while back.

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Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Lokiparts
09/15/2017 at 13:48

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I need one of those.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > lone_liberal
09/15/2017 at 15:37

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I use an additive by Archoil in my 240z to help, I actually found it through Leno. I have three carbs. I also found something better than zddp through Leno with the same company.


Kinja'd!!! BobintheMtns > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 16:01

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I know this is hard for people to grasp....

But ethanol is GOOD for your engine.*

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*I spent over a decade working in synthetic alcohol fuels, overseeing LOTS of actual laboratory testing (versus internet hearsay) and I know what I’m talking about. Seriously, it’s good stuff.

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Kinja'd!!! MM54 > fhrblig
09/15/2017 at 19:20

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“Enriched” because if they were telling the truth, it would say “diluted”


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > BobintheMtns
09/15/2017 at 20:10

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I’m not gonna disagree, but ‘enriched’ is a bit of a stretch.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > fhrblig
09/16/2017 at 17:28

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yeah it’s like vodka in the gas tank